so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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