Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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