I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Welp...herpes.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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