She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Houston, we have a blender
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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