these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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