Plan B is the new Plan A
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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