Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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