I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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