ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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