Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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