Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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