yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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