Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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