Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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