I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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