After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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