I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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