Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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