Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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