was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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