This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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