I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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