I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Shame is for Republicans.
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