I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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