WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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