Pappa wants mamma naked
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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