The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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