let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Randomize
