ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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