your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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