Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Randomize
