woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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