I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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