id be glad to
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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