Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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