I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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