I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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