Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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