I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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