Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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