no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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