Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Even my vagina gasped.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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