And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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