Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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