shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just googled if crying burns calories
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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