everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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