Got a toothbrush?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
