nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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