How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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