So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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