I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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