escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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