I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
